Hilbert spaces admit no finitary discrete imaginaries

Abstract: We prove that every functor from the category of Hilbert spaces and linear isometric embeddings to the category of sets which preserves directed colimits must be essentially constant on all infinite-dimensional spaces. In other words, every finitary set-valued imaginary over the theory of Hilbert spaces, in a broad signature-independent sense, must be essentially trivial. This extends a result and answers a question by Lieberman--Rosick\'y--Vasey, who showed that no such functor on the supercategory of Hilbert spaces and injective linear contractions can be faithful.